Rules For Life - or, Things you should know, but apparently don't, that will help you become functioning human beings. Say thank you.

· You're much better looking than you think you are. People find you attractive, so stop pining over them and ask them out.

·Most people aren't inherently bad - they're just very, very stupid. Take this into consideration when they do things that piss you off.

·You can't dance. But neither can any one else, so get out on a dance floor and have some fun.

·People like you. Get over it.

·When every single one of your friends is telling you "Don't go flatting with the psycho chick" and you say "Nah, it'll be fine" They're Right. You're Wrong. That fact again; You're Wrong.

· Life isn't fair. But that doesn't mean you can't have some fun. Complaining about the arbitrary cruelty of existence is logical, but don't let that be the only thing you do - write some bad poetry, and then go hang out with your friends.

·At some point, people who have been around longer than you will start assuming they have all the answers. Remember - Wisdom has nothing at all to do with age. However, take one thing into account; They've been your age, you've never been theirs. Maybe they've done what you're planning, and have seen first hand outcomes you haven't considered.

·Voting is your democratic right to choose the lesser of two evils - use it VERY carefully. Never vote for (or against) any one you don't know personally.

·You're right - People DON'T understand you. But you don't understand them either. Sure, you think you do, but they think they understand you. There’s a lot of misinformed people out there.

--Apathy Jack